I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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