you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
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how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
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Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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