so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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