Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
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