Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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