That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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