too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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