I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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