I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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