new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Your penis caused this!
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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