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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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