I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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