Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
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If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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