Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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