just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Randomize
