To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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