She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
vagina is talking i cant
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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