yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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