we have officially lost it.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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