Well apparently he's into motor boating.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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