i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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