I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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