Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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