sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
