Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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