I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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