No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
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