saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
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and i looked up. we had an audience...
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
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Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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