Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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