Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i think i have herpe
just one?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
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his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
they're like a gay fantastic four
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
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did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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