I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
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What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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