he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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