it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Randomize
