Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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