I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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