It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I am naked and annoyed.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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