SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
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But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
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