no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
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You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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