turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
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Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
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There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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