So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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