Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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