these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
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It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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