How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
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Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
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He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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