I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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