That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
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She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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