Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I need a beard to bite.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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