i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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