A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
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