What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I want her autograph on my taint
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I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
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Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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