He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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