even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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