you guys were way drunker than both of me
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
