i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
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This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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