hotel room ftw
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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