Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
That's intense
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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