i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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