my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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